The Obama TV Sweeps

Press Spokesman Robert Gibbs (Family Guy) - "Fresh off his Tonight Show appearance, the Bongo-Bongo room @ the Las Vegas Hilton is proud to welcome President Barack Obama to an exclusive week-long engagement. Next week President Obama will be sitting in for Judge Judy while she's on vacation and later this month, America's favorite President will make special Guest Appearances on American Idol, Dancing with the Stars and NBA Basketball on TNT where he'll go one-on-one with one of his biggest supporters (Sir) Charles Barkley (fresh out of 3 days of incarceration ). During this time, Michelle Obama will compete on ESPN's World's Strongest Man Competition as well as WWF Smackdown, where she'll be teamed with recently defeated Divas Champion Maryse. Presidential Campaign Manager David Plouffe has emailed our on-line supporters with free WWE Mobile and AT&T codes to watch the First Lady kick some Conservative butt! Rush - are you listening? Additionally, Mr. Obama has instructed me to be perfectly clear – he will continue to spend America into oblivion without interrupting his busy television schedule.
Enjoy the veal - I'll be here all week."