Damon vs. Kristol Smack-Down

Perhaps we will discover that MattDamon is actually a $30 Million dollar Democrat Party debating machine. Years ago, a young MattDamon was plucked from the set of Field of Dreams (he was a spectator in the stands @ Fenway Park) by democrat operatives, brainwashed, broken down and rebuilt into a finely-tuned, radical, big-Government liberal. Hopefully, Bill Kristol will slap him upside the head, with enough facts, that MattDamon's memory and personality will begin to return and, after this debate, he will break into the bowels of the DNC and retrieve TOP SECRET files pertaining to his surreptitious reprogramming. Before long, former DNC chairman, Terry McAuliffe will be 'frog-marched' before TV cameras worldwide and poor MattDamon can return to his former sane self. The End.